the low-cal calzone zone

[the low-cal calzone zone]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain’t no joke in college.

[bonnetapplebum]

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[stickynutjuice]

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[tatooiines]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[sour-watermelons]

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[lord-kitschener]

Shoutout to the Russian agent who picked urls like “fullyfurrymiracle,” “ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse,” and “feelmydragonballs”

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[lesbianheart]

thinking about cats: 😚💗💛💕💖💕💓💕💛💕🌟💕💐💗💛💗💓💗💓💗💛💕💐💕😚💕😚💕💛💗💓💗💓💗💛😚💕

petting cats: 💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜

hearing cats purr: 😻❤️💘💖💘❤️💘❤️✨❤️✨💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️💘💗💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨💖💗💗💘❤️❤️😻❤️😻💘😻💘😻💘😻❤️😻💘💖

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[dailyjackiechan]

me as i click the “place order” button thinking material items will stop me being sad

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[milk--lizard]

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[bumble-pal]

reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

[the low-cal calzone zone]

[unspecifiedbitchdisease]

someone: heres a mild criticism on something that u like

me: oh so u want me to die then